Right about now you might be asking yourself, "Someone really plated sneakers with gold?" Well, the surprising answer is yes and here they are in all of their gilded glory: the new
bonafide gold-plated kevlar kicks from Puma. The cost? A mere $455.00.

Even though I was slightly horrified when I first laid eyes on them, I've come to the conclusion that I'd actually wear them if they didn't cost a healthy chunk of my rent. In fact, I'd even wear them if they weren't gold-plated! I've always been fond of my metallic kicks. Maybe when I'm as rich as, say
Warren Buffet (and of course after I solve world hunger and make affordable
health care available worldwide), then wearing gold-plated shoes is totally
OK. But probably only then for me.
I know you may not have fully formed your opinion on gold-plated sneakers, most likely because you didn't know they existed. You have to have one by now. I
gotta know what you all think about this one!